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Supercharging My Yogurt 5-16-11

Avromie Sommers, a well meaning friend,  emailed me a motivational magazine article titled “The World’s Fittest and Richest Guys.” ‎17 of the world’s top CEOs, moguls and millionaires reveal their health and wealth secrets. It was from a men’s health magazine. Each of these guys is strict on his diet and they all appear to be exercise nuts. That’s great for them.

Can I learn anything from this article?  No.  They represent everything I am not.  I’m a regular guy and earn a regular living.  Not only do I enjoy food, I like eating lots of it; especially at all you can eat places like weddings and parties.

Thinking about those guys doesn’t motivate me, it just leaves me wondering how they got lucky.  I can’t explain their luck, but I can get lucky too.  My luck often involves finding something good in the refrigerator.   So I looked for something exciting to show up those lucky fools. I spotted three of my wife’s expensive Trader Joe’s organic yogurts and removed them to my possession.  I figured she’d kill me for eating them all, but I’d worry about that later.

I emptied the strawberry yogurts into a bowl and popped the plastic top of a powdered strawberry Nesquik canister, poured the Nesquik in the bowl and mixed them together.  Strawberry Quick makes the tastiest strawberry milk and I figured it would perform as well or better in my yogurt.  It does.

It felt great being the first human to experience this food combination.  It’s a unique taste and one I am sure that those guys haven’t enjoyed, nor would they.  I thought of those rich and fits with their beautiful women, leisure time and fancy houses.  Let them be the first to orbit the earth in a private spaceship.  They can have all the adventures they want.

I sit quietly at the kitchen table smiling because I had bettered them. I discovered and feasted on strawberry Nesquik supercharged yogurt.