Posts Tagged ‘beautiful women’

Concepts of Man 5-17-11

There are many things we take for granted in our lives.  Most often we don’t question them, sometimes I do.  I call these concepts of man.

Why do we wear clothing, and should or would people wear clothing if the world was warm all the time?  Do we wear clothing to keep us warm or is it for modesty?  When I was in my 20’s and fit, and sitting in a University lecture hall filled with young women, I used to wonder about the necessity for clothing.   My body was perfect and so were most of the women in my classes;  I had nothing to be ashamed of, so was clothing necessary I asked myself?

In my 20’s clothing probably wasn’t always necessary, but in my 40’s it is.  The question returned to my mind today as I was standing behind an attractive woman in very revealing clothing at the post office.  The question was quickly answered as soon as I pictured myself without clothes.

Supercharging My Yogurt 5-16-11

Avromie Sommers, a well meaning friend,  emailed me a motivational magazine article titled “The World’s Fittest and Richest Guys.” ‎17 of the world’s top CEOs, moguls and millionaires reveal their health and wealth secrets. It was from a men’s health magazine. Each of these guys is strict on his diet and they all appear to be exercise nuts. That’s great for them.

Can I learn anything from this article?  No.  They represent everything I am not.  I’m a regular guy and earn a regular living.  Not only do I enjoy food, I like eating lots of it; especially at all you can eat places like weddings and parties.

Thinking about those guys doesn’t motivate me, it just leaves me wondering how they got lucky.  I can’t explain their luck, but I can get lucky too.  My luck often involves finding something good in the refrigerator.   So I looked for something exciting to show up those lucky fools. I spotted three of my wife’s expensive Trader Joe’s organic yogurts and removed them to my possession.  I figured she’d kill me for eating them all, but I’d worry about that later.

I emptied the strawberry yogurts into a bowl and popped the plastic top of a powdered strawberry Nesquik canister, poured the Nesquik in the bowl and mixed them together.  Strawberry Quick makes the tastiest strawberry milk and I figured it would perform as well or better in my yogurt.  It does.

It felt great being the first human to experience this food combination.  It’s a unique taste and one I am sure that those guys haven’t enjoyed, nor would they.  I thought of those rich and fits with their beautiful women, leisure time and fancy houses.  Let them be the first to orbit the earth in a private spaceship.  They can have all the adventures they want.

I sit quietly at the kitchen table smiling because I had bettered them. I discovered and feasted on strawberry Nesquik supercharged yogurt.