Archive for July, 2012

Crack for Me 7-2-12

Crack is the most addictive form of cocaine.  Fat and Sloppy has his own form of crack cocaine; Post Fruity Pebbles. I’ve long considered Fruity Pebbles the most difficult cereal to resist in the universe of breakfast food products. I don’t always eat them, but when I do, it’s the entire box with a half gallon of milk while watching “The Price is Right”.

My wife sent me to the Westwood Village Ralph’s grocery store earlier tonight to get formula and milk for the kids; among other things on a long list.  I spent nearly an hour hunting for the items she wanted.  Next time she makes me a shopping list, she should make it according to the grocery store isles instead of a random list.  I orbited the store 15 times searching for everything she wanted.

Fruity Pebbles always tempt me when I go to the store and I usually ignore them.  Tonight, I don’t know why, but the temptation was too much.  At first I couldn’t locate them in the cereal isle.  Maybe, I thought, they had been outlawed.  Finally, after scouring the isle a second time, Read more…