Where is it written that men have to pee standing up?\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0Around a year ago, I\u00a0started sitting down\u00a0when I\u00a0peed at home.\u00a0\u00a0There are a few reasons for this.\u00a0\u00a0First, I can’t stand a dirty home. \u00a0One day the sun was shining\u00a0through my bathroom\u00a0window at the perfect angle as I was peeing,\u00a0I saw\u00a0how much\u00a0pee splashed out of the\u00a0toilet and onto my walls and floor using the traditional male pee in the standing position. \u00a0I’m the type of person who realizes his toilet walls are coated with urine. \u00a0Second,\u00a0I like comfort and there is always a trade magazine or something to read in my bathroom, and I might get lucky and have to poop also. \u00a0Why miss this opportunity? \u00a0 So, I pee sitting down when I’m at my own house now.<\/p>\n
My bathroom is much\u00a0spiffier now that I sit down to pee.\u00a0\u00a0There\u00a0are no\u00a0pee drips on the\u00a0floor in front of the toilet and the rim is always sparkly clean. \u00a0Moreover, the seat is always down. \u00a0I should be given an award from the International League of Women. \u00a0My wife tells me that I am a superior male specimen. \u00a0This is bathroom behavior befitting the perfect man she tells me. \u00a0We’ve all\u00a0overheard women talking about how gross men’ s bathrooms are and men know they are right, but until now there was nothing we could do to help.\u00a0\u00a0Now I consider myself a leader in promoting a new American bathroom hygiene paradigm.<\/p>\n
I now feel entitled to encourage my male\u00a0guests to sit when they pee at my house, but my wife\u00a0gets livid when she hears this.\u00a0 She thinks it’s\u00a0over reaching\u00a0to tell\u00a0guests how to behave in my bathroom.\u00a0 It’s a\u00a0topic that needs to be discussed though.\u00a0\u00a0Maybe I\u00a0should start a Facebook page preaching the benefits of sitting\u00a0down to pee.\u00a0 I could get a million fans for my page.\u00a0 Unfortunately, the American male may need more time to evolve, and they’d probably\u00a0all be women plus me.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
Where is it written that men have to pee standing up?\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0Around a year ago, I\u00a0started sitting down\u00a0when I\u00a0peed at home.\u00a0\u00a0There are a few reasons for this.\u00a0\u00a0First, I can’t stand a dirty home. \u00a0One day the sun was shining\u00a0through my bathroom\u00a0window at the perfect angle as I was peeing,\u00a0I saw\u00a0how much\u00a0pee splashed out of the\u00a0toilet and […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[160,58,80,27,81,228,85,227,229,77,84],"class_list":["post-474","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-theamericanmale","tag-american","tag-bathroom","tag-facebook","tag-fat-and-sloppy","tag-peeing","tag-poop","tag-sun","tag-trade-magazine","tag-urine","tag-wife","tag-window"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/fatandsloppy.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/474","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/fatandsloppy.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/fatandsloppy.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/fatandsloppy.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/fatandsloppy.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=474"}],"version-history":[{"count":47,"href":"https:\/\/fatandsloppy.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/474\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":927,"href":"https:\/\/fatandsloppy.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/474\/revisions\/927"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/fatandsloppy.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=474"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/fatandsloppy.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=474"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/fatandsloppy.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=474"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}