{"id":366,"date":"2011-05-16T18:56:02","date_gmt":"2011-05-17T01:56:02","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/fatandsloppy.com\/?p=366"},"modified":"2014-11-12T16:25:57","modified_gmt":"2014-11-12T23:25:57","slug":"supercharging-my-yogurt-5-16-11","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/fatandsloppy.com\/?p=366","title":{"rendered":"Supercharging My Yogurt  5-16-11"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Avromie Sommers, a well meaning friend, \u00a0emailed me a motivational magazine article titled &#8220;The World&#8217;s Fittest and Richest Guys.&#8221; \u200e17 of the world&#8217;s top CEOs, moguls and millionaires reveal their health and wealth secrets. It was from a men&#8217;s health magazine. Each of these guys is strict on his diet and they all appear to be exercise nuts. That&#8217;s great for them.<\/p>\n<p>Can I learn\u00a0anything from this article?\u00a0 No.\u00a0\u00a0They represent everything I am not. \u00a0I&#8217;m a regular guy and earn a regular living. \u00a0Not only do I enjoy food, I like eating lots of it; especially at all you can eat places like weddings and parties.<\/p>\n<p>Thinking about those guys doesn&#8217;t motivate me, it just leaves me\u00a0wondering how they got\u00a0lucky. \u00a0I can&#8217;t explain their luck, but I can get lucky too.\u00a0 My luck often involves\u00a0finding something good in the refrigerator.\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0So I looked\u00a0for\u00a0something exciting to show up\u00a0those lucky fools. I\u00a0spotted three of my\u00a0wife&#8217;s expensive Trader Joe&#8217;s organic yogurts and\u00a0removed them to my possession.\u00a0 I figured she&#8217;d\u00a0kill me\u00a0for eating them all, but I&#8217;d worry about that later.<\/p>\n<p>I\u00a0emptied the strawberry yogurts\u00a0into a bowl and popped the plastic top of a powdered strawberry Nesquik canister, poured the Nesquik in the bowl\u00a0and mixed them together.\u00a0\u00a0Strawberry Quick\u00a0makes\u00a0the tastiest\u00a0strawberry milk\u00a0and I figured it would perform as well or better\u00a0in my yogurt. \u00a0It does.<\/p>\n<p>It felt great being the first human to experience this food combination.\u00a0\u00a0It&#8217;s a\u00a0unique taste and one I am sure that those guys haven&#8217;t enjoyed, nor would they. \u00a0I thought of those rich and fits with their beautiful women, leisure time and fancy houses. \u00a0Let them be the first to orbit the earth in a private spaceship. \u00a0They can have all the adventures they want.<\/p>\n<p>I sit quietly at the kitchen table smiling because I had bettered them. I discovered and\u00a0feasted on\u00a0strawberry Nesquik supercharged yogurt.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Avromie Sommers, a well meaning friend, \u00a0emailed me a motivational magazine article titled &#8220;The World&#8217;s Fittest and Richest Guys.&#8221; \u200e17 of the world&#8217;s top CEOs, moguls and millionaires reveal their health and wealth secrets. It was from a men&#8217;s health magazine. Each of these guys is strict on his diet and they all appear to [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[94,5,86,91,89,90,97,87,98,96,92,88],"class_list":["post-366","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-theamericanmale","tag-beautiful-women","tag-diet","tag-email","tag-health","tag-mens-health-magazine","tag-millionaire","tag-nesquik","tag-personal-injury-attorney","tag-strawberry-nesquik","tag-trader-joes","tag-wealth","tag-yogurt"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/fatandsloppy.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/366","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/fatandsloppy.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/fatandsloppy.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/fatandsloppy.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/fatandsloppy.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=366"}],"version-history":[{"count":49,"href":"https:\/\/fatandsloppy.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/366\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1160,"href":"https:\/\/fatandsloppy.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/366\/revisions\/1160"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/fatandsloppy.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=366"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/fatandsloppy.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=366"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/fatandsloppy.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=366"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}