{"id":125,"date":"2011-03-15T21:25:22","date_gmt":"2011-03-16T04:25:22","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/fatandsloppy.com\/?p=125"},"modified":"2011-03-30T07:42:00","modified_gmt":"2011-03-30T14:42:00","slug":"first-ache-3-15-11","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/fatandsloppy.com\/?p=125","title":{"rendered":"First Ache  3-15-11"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I can&#8217;t tell you how many times old people ( I don&#8217;t consider myself old) have told me about the aches and pains that come with age.\u00a0 Those complaints and aches\u00a0were for others, not for me.\u00a0 In my mind I&#8217;m still an athlete and don&#8217;t get aches.\u00a0 So it was a\u00a0big &#8220;what the hell happened here?&#8221; moment when my right elbow started giving me big\u00a0trouble.\u00a0 I\u00a0couldn&#8217;t tell you any reason why\u00a0it hurt.\u00a0 This strange\u00a0discomfort came\u00a0from nowhere.\u00a0 \u00a0<\/p>\n<p>Granted,\u00a0my elbow\u00a0was tender and sore and\u00a0might have healed if I left it alone, I didn&#8217;t leave it alone.\u00a0 My neighbor, who&#8217;s a really nice guy,\u00a0wanted to play tennis with me.\u00a0 I shouldn&#8217;t have played and I even thought it might not be good for me to play, but I played a vigorous 45 minutes\u00a0of tennis\u00a0on a nearby court.\u00a0 I\u00a0wasn&#8217;t going\u00a0to let some mystery ache boss me around, so I played like a pro.\u00a0 I stopped playing at the 43 minute mark\u00a0as my arm was swollen and my hand wasn&#8217;t working properly.\u00a0\u00a0When I came home, my\u00a0wife\u00a0congratulated\u00a0me\u00a0for\u00a0exploring the deepest reaches of idiocy.\u00a0\u00a0I still have to work and earn a living for\u00a0my family and I can&#8217;t do it\u00a0from the hospital.<\/p>\n<p>So with my arm on fire and my hand not responding to simple\u00a0brain\u00a0commands, I\u00a0may have entered a new phase of mid life.\u00a0 Good for me.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I can&#8217;t tell you how many times old people ( I don&#8217;t consider myself old) have told me about the aches and pains that come with age.\u00a0 Those complaints and aches\u00a0were for others, not for me.\u00a0 In my mind I&#8217;m still an athlete and don&#8217;t get aches.\u00a0 So it was a\u00a0big &#8220;what the hell happened [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[20,4,22,3,21],"class_list":["post-125","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-theamericanmale","tag-aches","tag-exercise","tag-friend","tag-middle-age","tag-tennis"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/fatandsloppy.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/125","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/fatandsloppy.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/fatandsloppy.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/fatandsloppy.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/fatandsloppy.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=125"}],"version-history":[{"count":6,"href":"https:\/\/fatandsloppy.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/125\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":128,"href":"https:\/\/fatandsloppy.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/125\/revisions\/128"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/fatandsloppy.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=125"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/fatandsloppy.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=125"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/fatandsloppy.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=125"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}