I just destroyed my elbow trying to break open a large twist lollipop; the kind you get at Disneyland.\u00a0 This delicious grape\u00a0lollipop is too hard to risk breaking\u00a0my teeth on, so I crack it apart\u00a0with my hands before\u00a0throwing \u00a0it in my mouth.\u00a0 I’ve\u00a0broken down\u00a0plenty of these in the last few weeks and I’m good at it.<\/p>\n
Problem is, I\u00a0just destroyed my elbow while trying to save my teeth.\u00a0\u00a0The elbow has been bothering me for a week now and was starting to get better until I just fought with, and lost\u00a0my battle with the lollipop.\u00a0\u00a0 On the scales of\u00a0epicurean\u00a0pleasure, the throbbing\u00a0pain\u00a0in my elbow and my\u00a0rapidly swelling\u00a0arm isn’t worth the\u00a0candy I just shoved in my mouth.\u00a0 I\u00a0now own this bit of wisdom.<\/p>\n
I\u00a0stopped working out after I\u00a0wrote on how great I was beginning to feel a few weeks back, so the\u00a0elbow injury wasn’t from working out.\u00a0 \u00a0If my wife knew that I injured my elbow by breaking candy into small easily scarfable pieces, she would break\u00a0my other elbow.<\/p>\n
It is funny how much candy eating goes on without her knowing about it.\u00a0 None the less, the wife would still break me like a lollipop if she knew how much candy I was eating.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
I just destroyed my elbow trying to break open a large twist lollipop; the kind you get at Disneyland.\u00a0 This delicious grape\u00a0lollipop is too hard to risk breaking\u00a0my teeth on, so I crack it apart\u00a0with my hands before\u00a0throwing \u00a0it in my mouth.\u00a0 I’ve\u00a0broken down\u00a0plenty of these in the last few weeks and I’m good at […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[8,44,4,3,43],"class_list":["post-110","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-theamericanmale","tag-candy","tag-disneyland","tag-exercise","tag-middle-age","tag-work"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/fatandsloppy.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/110","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/fatandsloppy.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/fatandsloppy.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/fatandsloppy.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/fatandsloppy.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=110"}],"version-history":[{"count":11,"href":"https:\/\/fatandsloppy.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/110\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":113,"href":"https:\/\/fatandsloppy.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/110\/revisions\/113"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/fatandsloppy.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=110"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/fatandsloppy.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=110"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/fatandsloppy.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=110"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}